Chocolate channel

At the Australian military academy mentioned above, cadets referenced anal sex with no fewer than sixty-eight terms, many of which invoke food and eating: Captain Cadbury, chieftain of the chocolate channel, chutney passage, doughnut making, doughnut punching, punching a hole through the chocolate, and tonguing someone’s bum.

Someone has been shitting in the most peculiar places. The first time the Phantom Shitter as he is known deposited a big pile of his shit; chocolate channel chewies, colon cannon balls or whatever you want to call it was in the tool crib.